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12-2 Tom Bauerle Show Hour 1

Dec 2, 2013|

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News radio 930 WB ES. Great land should be everything you did this to -- a land where a man has paid a wage he can live on the land where we -- every time. -- -- seventy miles is not walking distance the Lam -- meals I'm not purchased from a truck and then eaten in a different front. All right all right -- make your point is getting a -- offensive. Well in the I ask myself what about safe from how many different each person missing July. It is named Jimmy can know you know how old radio studio six locals -- games on the ballot and I'm thinking maybe it's just a fun. But doesn't news radio 930000. Now everyone understands that W -- -- and don't mind if you have. -- -- I. I had pictures of me with. Rob Ford because we are we are called behind closed doors I'd just. And I have a picture with them in public if we go behind closed doors. And it's it's up and there are some serious perks to be in better at Toronto that's all I'm gonna say. -- -- -- -- -- Now all of our gonna joke about substance abuse problems. Feel sorry for the guy idea idea that's that's a tough month you have on your back and you know there's a guy who there's a guy and he eating chicken wins in -- big picture with a chicken wing and is now. Com wow me how many. Anonymous groups could belong to a one time he Eric alcoholics anonymous. America narcotics anonymous. Bomb what else over eaters. Weight Watchers all groups can he possibly member of -- if you take a leave of absence and I give his cock out again if you elements. Talk -- -- said aka not look knocked out but -- -- It is hourly live in the studio. I joke ever is. Behind master control jealousy that your culture -- eighteen is back. And so is the Dominican revenge. It's never really gone away. I have to find myself a good restaurant and neurologist and I guess that I changed course -- he's out of the question. The -- and make an appointment with -- about it. All that wouldn't go well that would not go well from the very very big gimmick but I learned something last Wednesday. When I have a call in sick because it is nonsense which is will not let me go. I I learn something I have to get another primary care doctor because when you're going through issues let's just say health issues of a very uncomfortable nature. You need to have a doctor. Within a mile or -- -- -- my current doctor I don't even know how this happened like do but it took too long and dragged out story. But my current primary doctor is on the other side of town I can more mercy. Am I am way over in the village Williams ago now that might sound like not an awful lot but. When your stomach is you know feels like people are stabbing you you know with with that with stilettos. And you're trying to drive it's not very comfortable at least not for that law. So I -- what you are gonna ask your doctor Mike on FaceBook. To me would suggest I go because I need somebody -- special. As the primary care doctor it's up well preferably Jewish. Preferably Jewish preferably about my age. About fifty -- six cents a humor I want somebody who openly admit that to get through medical school he filled an entire section of a graveyard. Bet that that's where he made his mistakes so he's there he's all good good ago. Any -- doctor might. Your first the primary than the -- that are out and neurologist. Because things are not there's not right in our earlier and the -- would get on the Internet right. And you start diagnosing symptoms I'm convinced that I have all sort of -- it's now. Based on all the symptoms based on everything on I'm convinced that I'm like one step away from Crohn's Disease. C this is not good. This is not good and I can put up with a lot in life but that's not that I refused to put up. Melt so I'm just Stan I'm just say. I'm just -- There's some things I guess will not put up with that happens to be one. Anyway. Other than I was -- gonna go well. You know think about high over the weekend. You know -- -- domestic devices. And it dawned on me that my eight year old grandmother when she did Thanksgiving on her own in addition hiding my sunglasses on the -- which I might not forgive for ever. No I don't -- the jackets were on the bed now for some reason she felt she had to move by jacket but that left the sunglasses on the bed so naturally on the Lincoln sunglasses might leave. So the other over her how -- probably walk out the raid bands being you know miss stud -- -- stub -- off of the -- -- with the ray -- and present all the old single men here because that's what she needs in her life right now somebody to regard her as a nurse in a purse but in any event I digress. So. Others granola bars in my office guys and -- there is a Coke on my shelf. It's not on the floor and it's on the shelf by the TV. There's warm Coca-Cola a better -- better clear that up after the mayor fort references. I don't know if there's something in your family that is like this in my family but. The in the old days when we're all grown up and other cinnamon buns that that I used to come out of those -- gonna Pillsbury cinnamon buns with -- white creamy -- ways. Found that I could be a power broker in my house even as the youngest because there were -- Mom dad and then my two Brothers my sister and me but I didn't like that at the time imagine that. So I got to be power broker between. Bill Dick and my sister Barbara so all I could earn a friend for a day if I would give them a Smart moderate cinnamon roll. And in in some small way it's kind of like the it's if it's like -- Thanksgiving. Banana cream -- Now those -- listened to show enough. You know the high is the -- in particular cream pies. Now I enjoy coconut -- -- -- I mean it's good chocolate cream -- but banana cream -- but it's got to be made with real whip -- that's the whole thing. It's got to be made with real whip -- In my family if you do not give up there within five minutes it gets Darwinian. You know I think we've actually murdered people over the years in our own family and buried them in mom's basement because they tried to get the last piece of banana cream -- from somebody else. It it really shows that give an incentive enough people will stab you in the back. Which is going to be -- topic later on today. Kind of -- round -- way of getting there I know but I just wanted to chance to -- banana cream -- And dessert and Paula Newton. Replied sometimes can be to -- educational wondering GO cherry pies good. Sometimes a little too acidic for my case apple war apple pot. Now war apple -- one slice with some Vermont cheddar when you're in Vermont in -- Vermont for example now that is the way to live just small piece warm. Little cheese no no cream no ice cream is cheese. Falling. Yeah it's amazing and I'm like 168 pounds right now is in the way to keep them falling off -- off and off. All right I'm -- and the wardrobe in my future hospital gown the great anyway so many things to. So -- -- things -- get it through cloning including the question of trust. Because they Paula has been done about. Whether or not you trust anybody not to be brutally frank -- -- my trust in the certain human beings has gone down the clapper over the last three weeks or so. Not everybody but I have been. Let me just simply say this without going into great detail I've been badly -- trade. And basically have been badly. Dealt with by somebody to whom I have done absolutely no wrong whatsoever. Somebody who have no grievance whatsoever against me. But they do now. Now it's not. And it in the words of Alejandro Sosa to young Tony Montana. After Sosa throws the guy out of a helicopter and hangs him. Don't you like meet Tony don't you ever liked me. And which brings us to another topic we're gonna get to later on today revenge. I like my best served cold and it will be. It will. And all I can say is. I -- my my faith my my faith and my trust in humanity has been egregiously -- to its core. By the actions of certain people. And they don't care. And I -- And the wheels of justice. May grind slow but they grind exceeding small. Forgive me for a speak in riddles at times. It's a parable. It's appear is certainly use like Joseph is always person. Joseph when you see the tires and your car you're going to be amazed. In had -- good luck replacing those boy good luck. Are right now. I'm torn here because are so many different ways ago. -- got -- trust issue. But I'll tell you something else before we get into too much before the a football game yesterday -- and -- -- -- -- for that. Well least we have the save our own. But before I -- home yesterday I I had -- usually -- stores but I guess it's a big story that you might have heard of once or twice that went to Wal-Mart. I went to a Wal-Mart. Ladies and gentlemen I'm gonna tell you something at 2 o'clock in the afternoon yesterday Wal-Mart on transit was a ghost -- I mean there was no play there you can park that pretty much anywhere you want it at that time I was -- Here I'm thinking I'm going to be walking into his Christmas nightmare Wal-Mart there's nobody there. And the people it's are there weren't buying big things are right smaller ticket items. Meant I had the most expensive shopping cart there. And by the way can somebody please tell me when the flat screen high definition televisions went under 300 dollars. Give somebody please tell me when that happened because I must have been sleep. Because you know what you paid for your first flat screen high Def television. Remember it was over a thousand bucks for some of you over 2000 bucks. You know what I paid yesterday -- Bigger than the one in my living room. How about less than less than 300 dollars -- sorry I couldn't get that one David -- 328 dollars. For something that just a few years ago would have run vastly. That's. More expensive. -- -- -- -- It was that remarkable to me I don't often how many -- you look at TV's all the time. Seriously you go to you look at the TV every time -- go to the store now you look at what you need one. And I -- Needed one and IE was absolutely pleasantly stunned. By the by the price also bought a few other fun things elsewhere. That I'm going to enjoy using greatly which should get Specter. Another topic here -- that I mentioned revenge topic we're gonna get into later on today yeah. I think we've got revenge. Revenge. Revenge is fun to do. -- -- Break ups on which is still makes me laugh from the via commercial based sugar in the hockey games were the casino breaking up. Breaking up breaking up is hard to do. That's still makes me -- does it make you that as much as it makes me laugh often times I find that to be the most entertaining part of the sabres game or for that matter any buffalo sporting event has been played the last three years. But that's just me -- you've got a -- look at. So it's really nice. Got something to tell you who believe in recent. Pretty. May not breaking up if -- yeah. -- -- -- Really needs to pay your god you guys you have zero. Okay. Whoever put that together. The closing part of it where she says it's chocolate I don't know if that was an ad lib Ido -- was in the script but that that is the capstone. It needed that final punch and that was that. That would mean the breaking update was not enough. But but to make it excellence that did just that one little its chocolate that just put it over the edge into greatness. I'd sure like the weather has its twenty minutes at. Three WB and whatnot. By the way I will be with you on pretty much every holiday. Until the end of the year I don't think gravity -- executive and take off what so any sound you might hear in the background and he wrenching anything else. That's neat to see you know. Just just just so you know. Are cloudy most of the time tonight the overnight low thirty degrees and cloudy tomorrow and tomorrow night behind forty and the -- -- more like 33. What are we average temperature wise -- a couple of days you. 46 degrees. And why didn't have to show my driveway and after that first this we -- right. So what -- world that we've got the football game whenever we -- hockey team whatever we've got Obama here whatever alt alt. It's about Obama -- Oh before I go there. I. Went to the no I don't wanna give the mystery about how -- opened up a parking space for somebody at a busy restaurant and the person who ended up. Sitting at the table for whom I'd open up the parking space at the busy restaurant proved to be Obama lover. And I just felt like. And that I felt you know what. I'm the better person. Because I was gonna go out like remove my car but I decided why -- it. But I digress as often do. Especially among. But Obama here. I ran into somebody last week. And that's -- somebody who has absolutely. No reason to make things up no reason why an original two per barricade no reason to would do anything. Like bet. This individual long story short needs to look at a -- hip replacement. Full hip replacement I will not name names somebody who ran -- just last week guess what ladies and gentlemen. -- when he's having the surgery done before the end of the year yes why he's got to get done before the end of the year take a while guests. Agassi's -- -- -- -- -- he's -- keep his doctor and he's not gonna say put a 500 dollars overall. If you waited until after the first of January he would have been ball. Absolutely. Screwed. With -- Obama here. This is not a high income individuals. This is a guy who is a very hard working individual granted but as far as I note is not exactly bring in a fortune. And basically had snapped pictures we have this happened. Next year he would've been SOL -- I often wonder. If the a pacemaker. But I got around this time last year if that. If if I had discovered that what I did that I've often wondered if you know what what what would've been my outcome. Probably -- would have been told to take even more pain pills because our president in addition going to Harvard law apparently went to Harvard medical as well. Because he did all the old lady on national TV words I never thought -- hear an American president say -- it. We can't measure quality of life we can't remember your -- what happened. By to come to the point where your 100 year old mom disturb you don't have -- -- a megawatts of we need to get her intro you take a paper. What are -- told -- -- Inco. Yeah guess slaughtered in -- does not do anything he read via. Even I know that Mr. President mr. in over your head -- line socio ethnic piece of crap President Obama. And it but I don't wanna hide my feelings I don't mean to sugarcoat it like that it just happens now up. I keep hearing from people dissatisfied. With -- Obama here but there's so much with which to be dissatisfied in life. And I'm gonna get -- coming up on WB CNN. Or wherever they haven't whichever comes first it is for 34 is ready at 930 WBBM. Net. -- -- to Tony Montana. -- -- it does it cannot that are gang movies you know I'm that would that the -- Friday we we did a joke is off. -- on Black Friday have you done any Cyber Monday. Yeah I do less Cyber Monday every every Monday night that -- things which got him mine but anyway. The that would swallow. Was anybody there -- about 212 o'clock. It was hello. I mean it was like get email it was that -- So hopefully announced that are not usually my home email and Internet it's faster than the one your work now maybe it has something to do with the time. But the work wonders -- it my all one is. -- all the wrong. -- blue blue -- And I want speed maybe it's all about speed speed kills quickness kills. So anyway I bill I have -- 335. Bad news radio 930 WB EM so up. -- situation taking place. And a whole bunch of other things going on in the world around us locally and everybody always in a frenzy were a Christmas shopping and gifts at Christmas shopping and I'm sorry if you don't like it but that's -- most people do I mean. Even people are Christian you've got Christian ranger Christian year Christmas shopping where Christian shopping whatever the case may be. I've I've solved the riddle I don't really -- from many people so I just have decided it's cash. Cash gifts cash gifts and cash gets only. What they want apply. Because. Years one of the things played out as you get older is that. Think you really want where it really want in your life yet. You you already have a beat up by night vision binoculars with photographic paper bill I have rose. Of those for quite some time. I I've I've got mine a certain. Pieces of at this equipment I mean I have that stuff so there is nothing is gonna give me that is better than what -- OK does that sound weird pockets are supposed to. Jolt when a certain point like if you don't know what you want and you haven't already got what you want and you gotta try hard. I don't want my kids buying me anything except the calendar every year the calendar is practical that is useful. And it usually has it your Family Guy calendar or via a cat calendar. It's one of those kinds of calendars. And that's that's what I enjoy and hole made carts because when my kids at that twenty victory and money. Where they sit down and they take the time to write out a very thoughtful handmade Christmas card. Telling me what a wonderful that I -- to let them out of the basement once a year. I think that that means more to me than any gift could ever possibly meet. And it also folks I know that a lot of people are hurting up. Believe me IE I get it I understand it I see friends of mine are hurting I mean people who played the game by the rules and still ended up getting bone. But if you are in a position to do it salable story about. -- they're listening. But at the ladies and clean here at the radio station. As a former. And went back when any recording studio. I mean I. I worked at the recording studio so long ago. I I don't even think many rich was -- -- that which you were given to the recording studio seriously I mean that's a -- -- video that's out there without a long time ago. But I. The the situation is. Well right now I'm sorry folks I have an issue here that we're currently small something wrong way anyway if you have somebody in your life -- always do and little things for. And it probably is taken for granted by most people like the people looking your office. You'd be amazed what a simple gift card to importance or something can. Work you know catch. And because I rarely see the cleaning ladies that we make the sign every time I leave a little something for them I say please signs like no you got it and somebody -- didn't just take. And you talk about troop gratitude. It's just I think it's hilarious to me how twenty dollar tip or gift card. Can really make somebody's day when they feel on appreciated and under valued. Talking about spending a fortune your and I know that for some of -- twenty bucks for presents a significant outlay of question you just don't have -- -- -- and that's totally cool. I do and I enjoy doing things like that for people when they least expect it. It makes me feel good you know makes me feel human beings makes me feel like I'm still like -- never lost sight of the fact that adjusted. Huge -- from top one. And that's all I ever be. All one. And you'd be surprised and don't forget -- here is if you can afford it don't forget the people in your life who usually get over. Don't forget the people because you know what -- and -- now yet personalized service in my office like you wouldn't believe. I mean they go above and beyond the call of duty you know why because they they'll appreciate what they do that's why. They know they're appreciated by. And they always are doing extra thanks. And I appreciate the fact that they -- job that really is no fun cleaning up other people's garbage. I used to do it and it was no fun you'd think it was in the recording studio. Now -- play a funny story of your black -- don't get pissed off America but it used to work -- recording studio and it was around the time. Afro Sheen. Robert Don Cornelius and it's old friend and it -- all the black eyes were were an Afro Sheen. Now I can tell you something when you're wearing headphones in Europe here is slather it with Afro Sheen. There are certain things the guy who claims that bones who used the -- had a note in order to get the average in the off. I headphones. I'm so glad this Ebenezer dog now because Joseph beaver otherwise user. Would be taking the -- method of cleaning the Afro Sheen off -- headphones. If I were to -- approaching. Because that stuff I'm telling you is if they can figure out away. I think that Afro -- you probably rust off of an old Volkswagen. I think it's that good really good at any black guys -- Afro Sheen today. Yeah you're Margaret. Get your Barbara disdains it left the lawyer close yeah. It's my -- and in traffic -- don't we're not gonna find -- That was going on traffic I'm sorry thank you generalize it I was testing you I remembered that the justice if you remember -- All but nobody minds of I think it's at my area of -- -- so yeah. Folks I apologize for this but it to do this or just keep on doing. A work of what -- -- drinking -- especially -- is -- Rick I just got his Coke I've got my water with the real lemon flavor 123. Out. In and it. Now -- little joke cleaned up pretty well it was a little behind. It talks. I have a question for. All. We don't report. A start up -- -- more. They talked about this and I'll continue this afternoon. Myself -- -- -- get a mic time. Cyber Monday. How much personal stuff do you do work I want to be honest with. How much personal stuff you do work at a public works stuff you do at all. Now we adequate -- was it at 1 o'clock this afternoon for CBS. Chelsea might remember this but. A report about the blurred lines between work and your personal life. Because Cyber Monday is kind of liked the basketball tournament in March. Which I don't think I can refer to is March Madness anymore because it's like trademark service mark copyrighted legalized and formalized and style -- an electorate that. So well. I told you a little bit ago about trying to get on the computer last night and everything which -- so slow. Because technically Monday started at the twelve girls are all one -- So 12000000. Or whatever but how much personal stuff for doing work it. Are you ordering stuff on line at work. If your boss allowed you to do or you so closely monitored that you are not allowed to do. It's -- folks I very rarely will use my work computer for personal stuff I do but it's very -- And I wish I could tell you that it was because I'm deserving of some kind of sainthood. But I clearly -- not. Nor about ever claim that but I'm just too busy work. I am far. Too busy. Getting things done getting ready for the show thinking about the number of topics and a box that day and I -- -- -- In -- in what I'm doing in show prep mode to be bothered with looking at that hey look those shorts under armour shorts size 32 golf. I don't have time to get into that I can't. Some of you however are able to. It is far more common for a this is true for you as well it's far more common for me to bring work all and do my work at home. Than it is to take my personal stuff and do my personal stuff at work. Because remember to me. You know I don't have a job I have a courier however sordid and -- might hate it it's -- career. And this is what I enjoy doing. So most of the time. I spend. At least a couple of hours every day doing work stuff at all because I can concentrate better poll. I'd want something to drink that it is. Get anything I want to drink a lot of -- that is going to the refrigerator and -- and sent the again. And then go back to the gas and continue to work by the way speaking of snacks. Would somebody please tell me what the hell is going on with the with the programs department any certain major food retailer in Western New York because. The grapes lately have -- Folks I can eat red seedless grapes. And endlessly. Endlessly I tell you Leslie and lately I mean the past two or three weeks red seedless grapes have been absolutely awful. Not even worthy of looking at much less by. What the hell is going with the greats that we (%expletive) off -- or something. Are the Ecuadorian -- -- did somebody drop chem trails and Honduras it what let's -- How come the red seedless grapes are just so awful right now -- bond rates you don't understand. Like old like like God's little future raisins. -- will -- And I've noticed that they're just not even worth buying. Lately past two or three weeks I've just been awful for brake levers at least at my store. But -- again digress. Sometimes I think these things in the drug just a little bit wacky do. -- 346. At news radio 930 WB yen. And our phone number -- -- -- some stuff about the shopping and on line and cyber ring and whether cyber. Who and it went sky tonight are right we're at 803 all -- -- birdie. Start 930 what they've done and Joseph beaver. I got to tell you got some deep dark demons lurk within you you might smile and smile and be a villain that's all I'm gonna say because every time they with the turmoil like that. That I thought only I knew -- a few other select people in the audience you're always like right on your you're right on man alright. Go through remembered but never use your miles of McGregor plays -- 030930. Start I'm 3180616. WB EN. Cyber Monday headed to have you purchased anything today that your boss like to do it. Because you were or -- more work all -- do it all the you do the personal stuff for work. And -- remember March Madness. Chances are you're gonna get a memo I don't we -- saying you can't watch the basketball games it ties that too much bandwidth and we can't get worked. I don't blame sit back to the instance I don't blame corporate. Mean you -- we exist to make money we exist as the business. And an important part of our business is league digital component of the digital platform and if all of -- with is tied up because liberties watch basketball. That's not really too cool preached it 03 Oakland there. And AccuWeather -- today cloudy most of the time tonight the overnight low thirty tomorrow cloudy and tomorrow night as well. I tomorrow forty the overnight low tomorrow 33 were down to 42. At news radio 930. AM WB. The -- Today it is 351. Right now WBZ am so -- -- -- something. Cyber Monday. As -- Internet and slow have you done anything for Cyber Monday have you spent money. Are you done yet with your Christmas -- some people I know are already done some people know actually Christmas shopping entire year. These people are called. Pains in your arts because they're the ones who were already done. Now are probably the ones in high school the completed their term paper you know two weeks before it was due instead of what I used to do three hours before it was actually do. Oddly enough I always do that with the -- -- -- twelfth pick your work -- and it worked at the other Pletcher always have always well. And about your jail many and I I would stay up I'd pull all fighters. And I would actually. -- write these term papers that were amazing in their brilliance and purse for Cassidy. And it always put up with the bases and some of the people who -- a better as substitutes. There's something to be said for working under pressure I'm just saying. Are you do more work at all for your employer or more homework. On your employer's time. So I do so much at home for my job bet if I were to shop on line I wouldn't think twice about it. Because believe me. There is that this is not some four hour a day job. Not -- I don't know takes more than it takes more than four hours to be this mediocre on -- daily basis. No reason to us -- No reason to cyber shopping it's looks okay. I'd just thrown out there army is not good for you is that you. Is -- -- for you you think it's OK Chelsea not you export that again I can be Harvey Oswald in the studio back from the dead and she probably look forward. Yeah -- what I'm just -- she would. So at this point. Iowa let's let's look ahead to the next it's it's all good I've got a million and one different topics every day I thought it was interesting because. And somebody who actually experience. Experienced the the the Internet creeping to a crawl just after midnight last night. I thought to myself while. This is really a big deal template and use those words I used the words -- Joseph Biden used to president fraud. When he talked about the health your -- form that was going in the law are folks. Let me let me branches out a little -- it will do away with the cyber shopping. No more talk of -- and Skyping or anything like that for those who worked into such things. So. Throw this out at -- -- throw this -- to. -- -- -- We've heard all this talk about. Obamacare. People I know personally. Who have played by the rules. Their entire lives. Are being screwed royally. By obamacare. As I said when I was on vacation. There were they don't actually tell you what they were there were a group of about. Well enough up probably four to six it was tough to say there were altogether Hispanic Americans. Men Hispanic American males between the ages of -- 25 and 35. Now they were big Obama voters as they block I don't know for whom these guys voted but. Obviously I didn't ask I try not to get into politics when I'm on vacation because I need to get away from that kind of stuff when I'm away. But they were bitching and all of them set were paying more and we're gonna get laughs. But I want expanded pass that. Because I want you to blow somebody in. I'm not asking rat somebody out by names. And I'm not a big fan rats. But I do want to. Am I in rat's nests and what you find the nests you know show me your rattle show -- and as to not show you a bad place. But in any event. I want. To. Find out from view. If you know of or had seen somebody gaming at the says stuff. Now here's my prerequisite where you're calling it you cannot name them. I wish I could allow you to do it but but it wouldn't be fair and what if somebody called -- and it is one of the that you look at and -- your name without any proof. Think about how you feel so don't name them you can simply say I encountered somebody who I know somebody who -- How have you seen people. Gaming the system. Gaming and gaming and gaming and gaming the system. Because. If there are some people put more time in the gaming the system than they ever did try to improve their lot through an honest days work.

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