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It is hourly 9 minutes after 6 o'clock at W. You believe it did. And so. I guess we've been talking about death and dying an awful lot of -- well as well it's it's the dinner hour or what used to be -- dinner hour when families together and all the happy stuff. Cell -- is a master control tells feature called trainer and I guess who would like to lighten. Up things. May it may I'd like to lighten up things. Well well when we get -- to spends in studio he will be here in all likelihood during the 6 o'clock hour but Joseph has a unique way of conveying ideas that. Well let's put it this way he has a certain tax which I elect. And I have my entire life. Yeah so well. Anyway. Let's. Move on year let's move. Let's use it as. Well. Real quickly I put up on my FaceBook page earlier this morning and I'm very grateful for your responses -- comedic some of them may have been. About. You know what you do win net nasty intestinal symptoms that persist for two weeks. After you get back from a trip. What you do many had some very very good ideas and if you were joking about it and thank you for the jokes I appreciate the humor. Cork is not gonna work. I'm simply gonna say that. But thank you I'm gonna try some of these solutions. I don't know what got to meet -- completed. And whatever is a protected now when he Freddie Mercury look -- All right maybe it's not quite a bit but. As we are and the Christmas season. Full fledged Christmas season. Have a question for. When you look back. On the all time coolest toys ever. What is. The all time coolest toys ever now this comes from a kit. And I'm just a big hit. Who begged. His grandma and grandpa. Were the evil can be able stock motorcycle. Ladies and gentlemen to this day I have not recovered from my disappointment. At the evil can be able stock motorcycle being. A piece of -- It worked about ten times and that malfunctioned. I think it malfunction right after evil can be -- broke every bone in his little doll -- -- -- action figures cited by. So I took it back to restore and then -- got my refund which -- what was a princely sum of twenty dollars. Twenty dollars a pretty happy about that. So there's bat. But what -- -- great eternal towards the slinky. How many -- you were able ever to successfully. Get your slinky to walk down the stairs like they did in the commercials. I always thought that my parents house was a little bit weird with the stairs. Because well simply put. Much like he would get about two steps down and then fall. And that it would call Miller say I've fallen and I can't get up. Which I thought was kind of weird -- secure it goes a long time before technology like that even existed. So when you look back on your mute your misspent childhood days. The all time greatest toward the coolest toy ever not don't go were I -- ago. Don't go there. But the all time funniest thing. Yes I make up words the all time most funniest thing. Double superlative it may be the all time most funniest thing as a toy was one. It was her disappointment. Ever talk about the disappointments this temperature. But I will tell you that the evil can be able motorcycle let me down. It obviously leftists Gardner's here it is you know forty years later and I still remember that -- evil can be able motorcycle. You know will never let you down silly. Now Silly -- is always a good thing Etch A Sketch. Always a good thing even though -- -- -- -- Ahmadinejad took departure Etch A -- to see how work. Anybody anybody out there. It was it filled with -- what was. There's there's only second takes it apart just like there's always the kid who has to -- his little green army men. It's all fun until we come back to life and assault to in the middle of the night what might 108030930. All time coolest toy. And the all time biggest disappointment -- If you can't have call unless there's a standard against which to judge which would be disappointment. It 030930. Start -- thirty and the cellphone. And 180616. WB ENN. The Johnny rebel -- Joseph you've been around me long enough to know that the Johnny rebel and an ad needs to be heard right now. You know that there's no getting away from -- there's no getting away from the -- song. Any more than there's -- giving away from the Flintstones. These are these soundtracks of our -- at least have a certain generation. I look at the toys now and I'm just I'm blown away by the technology. RC helicopters. Seriously. RC planes. That are better than any of the RC plays we used to have when we were kids. Were you gotta be careful what you do with the planes because they're expensive and that. They're not built like the real thing. I guess they are. You know at least heartland with the real thing you should be able walk away from a place should be on skated. Not so with the RC planes from whatever. But then again I've been returned to fly an RC plane and I -- know. About it -- sees apple. Like the arena Pataki of drops them from -- now that would be cool. If that one up with bombs. And and -- -- -- the by the key by the pin and then you know you're depressed the switch that releases the pin and you get about four seconds to detonation. Before that neighborhood party. Think about it outlook account for the block party although they don't live there anymore that's unfortunate. It wrong. Probably probably illegal do I wouldn't condone or endorse that thing. All right you don't thrilled I'm thirty start at 310616. WB EN the coolest all time toy was. And the biggest disappointment toward one's. Holiday season. -- by the entire show do in this topic most of an entire show but for right now. I decided I didn't wanna talk about -- anymore was starting to feel too mortal are let's go to partly in that and more on WB -- -- hello. I don't count I done. Yeah I would been trying to call it up for years about this story this because the drought without. I know you're here from the same time -- -- so I don't know if you add your mail but. Maybe you remember without a doubt it was pink -- pulls it out. And what you have to explain what made the drowsy doll so I mean that a couple of its own supplies of Valium or. Ambien is something. You get pulled to her and they would have different phrase that would say and -- I have a brother eighteen month old and I am at a 52 years younger than I am and quibble I have about the delicate -- -- And he'd loved taking things apart you know whether it's telethon and Annie -- back together. And while -- -- my sister's down that Albert you know not to touch my. -- well you know there is the the drowsy -- actually have a has a FaceBook page that you know that. Only 198. Lights on the -- ago it was made by Mattel. And guess what they're asking for an eBay for the drowsy -- and any idea now none whatsoever. 500 -- No the original drowsy on the a lot of this is gonna be based on the condition of the doll where they're -- victims with the original packaging etc. etc. but that 6975. And -- So what made the drowsy -- so special when you pulled that string go back and revisit that for. It was -- upon stirring it was. It hit it it would just stopped without military you know probable pliable and -- -- it -- have dragged out but it wasn't. And and this idea that actually talked because when I was growing up we we received outs or Christmas that work. Estimated that felt they were maybe three feet high and it just of their they're fighting off -- they're plastic. Regular the original one cannot 1964. And that -- came -- also Mattel did with the black. Drowsy -- now looking at the facial expression on the drowsy dull all I can say is the drowsy doll looks don't. That's about the best way I can describe it -- mean half opened eyes it looks like somebody coming out of area a party when making. -- being an -- document via a child when you receive that a youngster. If it was just beautiful but now looking back I think about it. I don't have it anymore and unfortunately I'm at my family moved around too much but does. Looking back now that you mention that yes I I can see how you would think that it looks don't. Well first of -- street the other any. Both dolls and clouds for me out of the freak outs in my life and those are two. -- could count but I like spiders go figure. A lot of hand Juan baldor they're your friends are the gardener's friend as the spider -- he felt the drowsy all at no. Now. That's unfortunate -- that's unfortunate. Well I was gonna run a drowsy all -- but unfortunately we were unfortunate we were not fortunate. All right that's attacked. Us in -- you were saying about. And not play but you know really. We and I do what we -- weed out everything we received like really I don't South -- but we really did they appreciated everything. So I really can't think it would disappointing to have a doll. You know it's interesting how you look back at certain toys and you think boy there was my future. I beg my parents for eight cassette tape recorder. And I used to make radio shows on the cassette tape recorder of leaking radiation as the -- everybody does it I know I did. I did interviews with my brother. Using a cassette tape recorder that I got for Christmas and some of those tapes can not be geared. I'll pay my back all of but it none of them can be. We don't I still use it a little. A little tape recorder and the kind of the little tapes and I actually -- I don't sound crazy. But I actually record so my message they receive on my phone because they're really trying to calm period. In back to hear voices that that you heard so vividly before and you might forget how they found. The actually I replicate those that like my son. When he's -- a point to changing hectic and history now thirteen so I think it's interesting to hear the difference. -- extra eighty bucks around the house. -- buy yourself a digital audio recorder and you can actually put it in your computer and create a wave file and put it on CD. That's gonna be much better sound quality than what you're getting out of those little teeny tiny tapes. Yeah yeah I know I know that's -- -- okay. Yeah I definitely don't you can put right into your computer like we did with the EBP's. Okay tablets I gotta run but I was and I'm happy you better. Yeah what can either of the thing is I feel great unfortunately my stomach would disagree. Thank you very much in my in test lines would disagree strongly vehemently. Let's check in with traffic and there whether it is agreeable or egregious here's Alan Harris. Temperature continues to drop we've lost four more degrees -- debate though. Third the five now -- WB -- cloudy tonight shower around late and 33 the overnight low tomorrow milder some clouds some sun a stray shower and 48 degrees. -- it to the all time greatest Torre as a kid and the biggest disappointment Torre as a kid in danger slinky ever really walk down the stairs did you find this like he's on Joseph. I think we need to hear at least part of the slinky song gotta set the spirit of the show. -- The dogs the and we have to move that happens we're. Big -- -- doctor can't. Yeah I think being eaten -- has potential to camp I get the -- and ever since I moved here. Yeah. Some -- archaeologists -- gonna dig up the ad and they're gonna -- -- swing -- and they're gonna remark upon it primitive society we work. Just say it. Here is Don and core -- Don your WBM well. OK cool it politely at eight. You remember it. Shatter that -- that are an -- that. The plastic. And yet they are -- a smaller version and it came out and they're one knicks are probably about it can now. And -- that when people they don't want war but when he put it down. If you hit it in the area. -- -- -- Oh I can yet but let me -- grandmother still but it -- it would of course like it would destroy any art group on. Now you sound Don -- in addition to the TP racer with that except their wheel on the plastic cords used to with a bit but the truth of the keys and plastic -- used wouldn't be given its power. It's a motive force if you will. The demolition derby. Did you did you have one of those two. I'd demolition derby are still yeah democratic cool but you know it. It put back together they were trapped in ftp races domestic eraser. Never -- a little sticker the people I'm a little stressed TP toilet I'm delighted that I'm not sure there was a line at third they're not. But they're called the FTP racer in me at. You demolition derby card in the little. And he left the -- sending eighty counter any authority to acknowledge a lot of them are pretty -- feel -- the FTP rated at big heavy these court that he's. See you know if I relish wobbles -- -- what I do right now is -- contract immediately with the Chinese to have these little old lady demolition derby. Which comes with a little old lady -- in a you know probably -- a Lincoln or something and a restaurant -- get knocked off foundations. That's what I'm doing. All right let's listen boy what I'm pretty cheap quite used to get for like 30%. That by the kite it would never get off the ground the center that would break and paper would rip and -- garbage in the this year fifty cent whatever cost. The hardest part about flying a kite was always finding something with which to make detail. I went through more rags at my mom's house putting a hail and -- cut. Right of the great great call good stuff. That -- demolition derby that was always fun the FTP racers never had one played with a those kids. In the old days spokesman helicopters used to control. Would be directly attached to the wire which led to the controller which controlled helicopter now -- you can fly these things look at this where you can play drone. From Niagara Falls in Afghanistan. And drop real bonds and real people. So there's -- its 626. At is ready at 930 W the bad guys WB and is -- Mess ups. Rodney Crowell. It is 634 -- is ready at 930 WB EN its hourly with you on a Tuesday by the way gang. Thank you guys for making me apart you're there I'd usually like to throw that in there once or twice -- every program but it means a lot and I you know sometimes and think about some of the long mainstay people in Western New York in and out of media and thanks a lot and I'm just I'm glad you tuned in -- hopefully get something out of the show and if not. I'd say something but it would be wrong. I've got a pair of tickets right now for trans Siberian orchestra Monday December 30 at 3 PM first Niagara -- value was 75 dollars general contest rules apply caller well. I guess twelve days of Christmas is that a caller 1264498756449875. Good luck to you. We're talking right now about two all time favorite toy the coolest toys ever and the toy that was the biggest disappointment do you like my evil can be able stock motorcycle. On my grandma bought it worked about ten times and that it meant to put it as my grandmother Woodson and she's had a few words in German. And I'm not so sure what they meant so I think at best keep them to myself. Let's -- no she did not say the stature of -- -- -- Now that was in this Saving Private Ryan and Tom makes -- very disconcerting. Here is our next caller it's -- in the -- on WB OJ you're on hello. -- our -- -- is great that beyond and I appreciate them so I gotta tell you real quick I also -- the fake radio shows. When I was -- with a tape recorder so your columns. That did you ever interview family members if I I didn't and it -- I think I interviewed fairly rivers and almost available mail that jobs at the weather guy. And does -- -- they're cooking portion of the show like that the entire night's. OK first of all eight number one. OK first of all that's awesome secondly I did an interview with my brother Billy that I can still remember to this day and number three don't laugh. But when my brother Dick was in his twenties and I was a mid teenager we were placed -- not stick cocky but not hockey. You know that kind of like checks hockey but the downgraded version. And we would actually record the audio of the games we do play by play and we would do post game interviews about the games -- a deadly serious. And who knew that four years later I'd be doing is sabres by intermission show who who would guess that anyway what's out there my answer. Terrible way or -- circuit -- -- it was slime was called green slime. Are green with a stupid thing you would play it would it would probably -- Would forget about it it would get on the carpet that was always hear register. And definitely and now into the carpet so then I probably wouldn't go away. But it now you get -- -- -- -- -- -- that and I'd also like what were stupid or. Now. I believe excuse apple still use that one of the Nickelodeon shows are they they did that one of the old Nickelodeon shows -- somebody has something in the dark greens lion roar of -- and it's like go to bed head -- Back story ever. I know that 1978. And I think you'll want. One and a half footer to what got -- -- that my current spot for me I was security got military and still am. And you mentioned a little greenery and I would spend hours in the back yards setting up all the little army and and then bringing got a lot out all of all of I can't think of the Hitler practiced together right now I probably wouldn't even in the frigid cold that we -- What are great joy that like I loved my Arctic got Villa is adult system which there was little. And in the back -- had been depressed so it was that some would like -- you please you know shooting out the that the nuclear threats or whatever it was. They oratory of all time by look I'm wanting to find it in the -- going for hundreds of dollars. What I hear yours there. I need the year approximate year. This this work late seventy years. And maybe 1980. OK eventually -- from 1983. But that doesn't look now you know that's not thank god still that was more like ultra man -- -- -- It that is we're they'll let and a little to make it -- -- a little red slap on the back of his head that you can put down his throat -- probably it was plain. He had a tale that was removable and he would swish around any else. He would switch around sir sir let's get -- let's get the -- straight God's still does not wish. He marches he tramp. And kicks -- that was the greatest thing ever I would set -- the army barracks. And -- -- told -- I would do it today I saw that the destroyed it was the best gift I America I'm always. Christmas pictures from my parents say you're aware -- he's holding a candidate Scott Phillips away and I I added that tell their greatest president. Okay and that we got to the disappointment I believe that was the that was the -- green slime. -- I can think a lot. I can think of a lot of use his first lines and I I literally can't. It's something an email by the way Joseph there's a whole lot of got to just I have the sense that the GO beamer on email that will be worth -- interrupting my own show. Judy beamer OK a -- it's going to be the message without any header whatsoever and it's going to you right now. So anyway are the gods LaToya was awesome -- out of BB gun. Yeah we you we were not allowed to have you here this is terribly funny. But we were allowed to have how it's done. The same thing I would. Not hurt shell yeah I mean the BB gun. Don't. Actually appellate would be more dangerous because of the way it's constructed. Exactly that was -- -- my -- it was a small arms expert in the Vietnam when he served there is court orders. From 66. Six. And we were allowed to play with pellet guns but not -- get Donetsk. My father my father was a short arm expert in fact in the army was always being called in for shorter arms inspection I don't know what that was all about but I'm glad you called. All right thank you have very much limited magical. On right he's like a couple of Korean War veteran left in their butts off right now and they can you guys and they give you guys do did you get a and the mention god -- What must be always careful when referring to Godzilla because god Allah is protected well let's go back to Austin Powers gold member. It it's like this. Think what's happened you can even left tackle rivals and not. Yeah. I -- you guys might get a kick out of editors worked as they think you're. 640 -- and if you haven't seen the Austin Powers movies do yourself a favorite season the funnies. Dumb and dumber dragnet. I mean these are movies that got me through some very tough times whenever -- feel like any at all I just -- drag that in with an act Roy demise suddenly start the way. All right it is and the at all I mean quitting my job and moving to a commune. He said it's early questionable Communist that. Are at 642 at WBE and its hourly on a Tuesday and more coming up all time coolest Hoyt and the all time biggest disappointment tour and ladies let's keep your husband -- I I long for the holidays because. I really enjoy hearing from you men and women about the toys that where the coolest toys ever. As well as the -- is that we're the greatest disappointment. Young man with ways to hang up at the sixth grade on bright rodent -- -- John Herron cricket no longer witness but. He was the first person I ever knew who actually had the -- But how -- We played ping pong electronically hours at a time. And no coincidence they were also the first people knew who had cable. And sabres games out the -- -- time at their house. Let's go to. Oscar in East Aurora on WB and -- Oscar. -- -- -- -- -- -- Good to -- got single way I was gonna say that was my coolest towards my brother and I both got 1 -- Christmas morning. And -- we got us out and beat these peace aftershock every one of them before that they swear. And hopefully just. Just a target snow birds living things IE I learn how to shoot -- -- -- with a BB gun and to this day I am I'm like ridiculously good with -- BB gun -- don't might sound really stupid but with one shot I took out a quarter sized. Hornet's nest when I was about to move my old apart from my old apartment one shot. Adjusted for the wind I'm talking about sixty feet away with a BB gun and I nailed it dead center. It's like Lee Harvey -- wants or he didn't shoot anybody but go ahead. Well we weren't that well disciplined we moved well my parents and that -- the current world looking. All the duplicates were all at -- got -- you'd have wars shoddy job pool and everything else I could spare three BB that my body one in my iPod dock. And what are my upper arm behind my spikes out in one right right cheek and I might year. They're okay that have been fatal right here you get into the mass storage engine I mean hello. You have no idea. I think I -- I think we all have the idea at this point sir how does that work when you go through security scans. It never it never otherwise -- small and -- who. Not discriminate against smaller objects like -- surgical -- -- and it ignores. She's because I I've I've actually got to the courtroom -- -- the TSA fondling which has a lot about me OK so the BB guns now you call it though about something else. I called the upper -- best thing I ever got which my brother and I look forward this with just. Just couldn't believe I'll I'll -- much. We're looking forward to getting their political lives we set it up. And we play within about two -- science and -- shell that under the bed and never looked at it again and it was this. Goes by agreeing gridiron game comparable full Pletcher football. All electronic football -- Yeah before there was hadn't. Before there was EA games there was electric football which was basically a giant vibrator for kids. That's exactly what what that was about to -- Spray paint -- football field and do all evil little I -- -- soldier -- -- ballplayers. And it was immediate the so called back up again and they never what the right way they went every direction and -- and we gave up. Tiger to vibrate faster they get bounced off the deal -- It was so hopeless that after awhile we just what features that. Yeah -- if something else. -- There's another football game goes out to with along with -- electronic footballer of the vibrating football which was I think was called strategy football strategy that was actually kind of an intellectual football game. I don't know about Alan Dershowitz called gridiron or something like and I remember exactly what it was called the. And it basically as I said it was like a vibrating hot plate with little plastic figures. Yeah what with a box sold it because the box made it look like Jewish. You know our Super Bowl Sunday and all the players were you know sure you know drawn in these 1960s. Styles colorful. All the comic book like Jeter Jorge blend -- -- We just could not wait to get this game we love football and it it it's just bit. Yeah those those those games were to football what what would pantyhose -- became heavy patent. But anyway I'm I'm and that's all insert thank you. Config lab and at that when it'll wind it's still a -- hey never these assets. -- on both inaugural big -- the barrel Monica playing golf and -- field. -- -- DA authority champion at both our electric football like political. -- -- the political development -- quarterback he packed it popped them. We. Hardly get on the illegal. -- like the kicker had a little switch on his back that you pressed down to get a big kick I didn't watch the Adobe were just yanked it out OK excellent excellent. All right here's comments to the log on WB -- -- a lot. All my old clubs you know I realize that we couples four and six years can be such a gap. And very physical and you -- what you could what you couldn't possibly realize really remember that commercial like bill. This -- you of course remember the -- here. The fifty years old is watching TV when I was too. That was their -- candidate without giving the benefit of the doubt it was nearly as succeed but I actually got -- vote. And that was like such you list. Dangerous to life they would -- it would and even -- at that time there wasn't even you know they they want to make a plastic colored. But. Anyway. I I thought about what -- -- do with this thing even at this time but remember the twister game. Yes I would think that they can have them go -- well okay now my sisters older friends got to play they would know you that maybe even go farther. But anyway. Well you know what there's something to be said for college dorm life. You have but no I was only like you know on these -- 67 years old. There's something to be said for felony collar at that age I. That's the you might look better without. Look it but anyway I think more is. Now that insulate them Shiites kill superheroes this time. Like it basically keep what you think about it was like it could have been dangerous because surely. -- -- you've been dangerous. What blogger for one thing it would medals. You know I mean they couldn't really hurt themselves with -- and it and I never got to block and the fear of these. So you're you are another failed stir walker attempt the with the slinky. Of course because like I've lived -- first hand you know. As as -- nicer I assure. You mr. incredible audible. Incredible animals. Were those made with the little Betty Crocker governor like that you it -- Like fighter. They have everything going your vote either they were both of these but they think that like exactly what they were like some kind of -- -- -- quick thing. Nadal. On I'm gonna have to look that up I am. I am glad you called the popcorn maker in the early 1970s and operated with a light bull took forever to make all the -- or whomever that. It -- thanks for average organ upon the public is that put him on hold and -- -- will be eager to crack Duma. So -- -- a mistake earlier I looked up the Johnny rebel camp and add except I just typed and Johnny rebel and I came across some races singer so -- what corporate they're gonna think that I was looking at some races singer now. I was looking up the Johnny rebel camp and add -- And those of you old enough which would include me in this case -- might remember this. It's. The domain name oh yeah. Hero's name is Tommy -- the. And basically this whole song was designed to sell you -- boy known as the Johnny rebel camp. And like -- toy advertised on TV you'll also needed a third ingredient in addition to the toys. You needed friends and it and you'll also needed to have these civil war -- -- forums -- -- -- -- -- -- the -- All right folks never your mom saying an -- got to the ads they shell and mom knew something about marketing and Madison avenue. All right -- thank you so much for we're gonna do this again for much longer. Part of the program assured thanks to Joseph -- thanks to Chelsea and leave -- with a couple words of always done me right. -- -- -- of two words these two words no yourself.

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