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12-26 Tom Bauerle Show Hour 4

Dec 26, 2013|

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Yeah. You know members of my family already know that there are two things you can not do around me because I am basically a twelve year old and a fifty year old body number one. Do not leave a Manger scene out with animals if I'm coming over because. I don't know what happens. And I know this is horribly sacrilege that -- religious. And and probably borderline I'm gonna wrote fraternity and help but. I have eight Shaw. For positioning the animals and the wise men never Jesus though but the animals in the -- in them. Positions that I don't think were intended by the designers said -- it is. Come on like you haven't done it come high on the and the other thing you definitely don't want to do. And I don't care if you're a fancy restaurant. Looker with one of those restaurants you can't leave malicious 150 bucks which you never wanna do anywhere around is put. Grape tomatoes. And they were close to eat carrots there. Bad things have been known to happen to the vegetables. -- -- shapes that are reminiscent of something -- I've met ten minutes talking about the but the one with the it is are always like the point that out if I love Marx the Marx is freaking brilliant and I think he's funny. And that is such a rare combination. So many people were really -- brilliant pick themselves to sleep and they should look at is an example. Brilliant. Yet I really don't think myself mystery of sleep. As differently. You work for yourself. I'm just with a microphone. And you're viewed Lori due as literati in gradualism in -- -- -- thanks again for making us and show a part of your daily routine. You know I think we understand each other that's what are really good. Mean what you hear is what you get. In what you get is reality in eight. In eight consultants say. You have to use the word woman every three minutes because our research. That shows. Yeah. Here's greens sit on this since. Consultants -- guys to. To overcome a -- Aaron Kampman but anyway. That's another story. Let's. Something else. I thought about maybe doing the show is Christmas in divorce. -- -- think the -- It. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Or is apparently down the tubes anyway it low. Odds -- does it Bentley that there's a citation private jet on the through. Our -- I'm somewhat exaggerating but not by much my ex wife is laughing era stuff right now if yours is a regular -- -- delusional. And the -- ex wives go I could not ask for a better one absurd it's about. And all the other thought they haven't say about the importance of this report we have people coming out of town who have not yet been exposed to my utterly immoral nature. Com. I say with some grains of salt. Folks if you go through a divorce rate. -- got a even if you hate. Your ex husband pursued BX or -- this eyes your soon to be ex wife. If you have tickets. Do not divorce your kids you don't do that. That's wrong. And here's here's -- news. -- electric and The Sopranos -- boyfriend have you heard the good news. The noses no matter how pissed off you are right now. As the divorce is going on and it's taking forever. No matter how upset you are that what you're spouse did to you -- did not do for you. Learn what were. For Gibbons. For Gibbons. Could receive the divorce work either party was totally blameless if you haven't. And -- don't think about this -- I just wanna tell -- -- And and again I am trying to say something I think is gonna help a few people listening to my boards right now. Even if you're frustrated. And angry and increasingly pissed off during your divorce I assure you I was far more angry and pissed off during mind. -- -- There is life after divorce. And you know what. I can honestly tell you. Got as far as ex wives go I could not ask for a better. And I don't think she can ask for better ex husband it just happens that were better friends and we were husband wife. And you if I can get to that point and she can get to that point with me I was to blame. Then. You can -- to. So I know that there are times you might feel like and I have a shotgun. Don't. Don't don't -- -- is life and you can be friends after divorce even if divorce is causing you ulcers right now. And I wanted to say that. Because a little voice in my head said you know Tom there probably some people listening right now who could use -- A real genuine pick me up talk. Nothing's gonna take the -- away right now. But you can be friends believe you can. Now. To actually Chelsea gave the thumbs up on this idea and that it -- Chelsea gives me the thumbs up. I know it's gonna work. And by the way thank you for the first three hours which I cannot believe how great they work with people call in part about the Christmas is but. It's like I said earlier this week apparently you guys my audience you guys didn't get the memo that the holiday week is supposed to suck for local talk show you know but. I have a question. Here it. Was there are actually have several questions to -- I mean you have two questions for you. Although I can tell the joke about my great grandmother. But we did yesterday at the -- dysfunctional family Christmas and I don't know if you had a similar experience we're talking about Graham about released last words to us. Now up. At that -- and -- one lets us today without naming names. Bet my grandfather. Died at a certain place. After having spent. A fortune. At that certain place. All my grandmother that was at about how much money. So -- she needed a special place where -- this inflation eclipsed. All so anyway after draining the family fortune. The she's -- -- -- Mercenary yeah I guess it was but it went after draining -- -- or do we let the visitor. On Christmas. I will never forget her last words to me. We laughed about it we mean by -- I understand and I will if you're -- about what I'm saying right well I will bring this to a conclusion. The last -- My grandmother ever said that made the last time we all visited. All the kids and you know the family. She looked at -- she says something. Am I -- -- your clothes from -- the last thing she said that he was. Leave. It. I M sorry I'm laughing about it but. In context. Now first of all our last words you're only supposed to be. We. Are well. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Leave. And there's a reason. There's a reason my idea. Why I think everybody should yet. She knew she was -- she knew she was at the end and her telling us to leave. Was not out of spite militias this anger or anything else. You know what she wanted she wanted peace and quiet. She wanted to be left alone to -- And that's what you know and seriously that's I understand. And we all understood. She wasn't -- -- to get lost because she didn't love us she was telling us to get lost because I don't think she wanted us to watcher guy. And I mean it's a fun story of the woman lived to be 98 years old we should all be that -- I have for the most part to help these locks most of her life all about why did you have relatives like this to. Who grew up eating brains. Lips who's -- colors -- And lived to be nine years -- Seriously she was one toppled crowd I'll play that much. Everything you're not supposed to do these days. My grandfather smoked like a chimney the un filtered cigarettes. He is -- I'll never forget mr. state. And again folks maybe you have a relative like this I don't know I hope you do so it's resonating within your soul to. But. Remember mr. steak and Niagara Falls boulevard now advocate that we need to stake a lot of my house we didn't. And mr. state was a tree so when my grandma and -- picked me up there heavy overnight. Were you wanna eat Tom. Its troops. But I will never forget. Her forget my grandparents and I kind of makes -- -- right now. That not only with the eat the meat of the state. The fat -- Now grab a smoke like a chimney is fat and ate everything you're not supposed to eat. He lived it was mid eighties my grandmother. I'm pretty sure she ate it all boiled -- wait a minute. Rush Limbaugh said that it's okay now. She lives to be 98 years ago figures. Everything you're not supposed to do what they did and they had these long and frankly for the most part healthy it's my grandfather was a vibrant man up until about two years before god my grandmother up until about a year before she died. And they were exactly you know in cold majority that sell again genetics genetics -- Mixed genetics unfortunately I have my mother's genetics which means well except the Asian eyes which means I will be dead in less than yours let's not go to traffic right now. He got to take the good with the bad yes unrivaled. Genius intelligence and a very short lifespan here's -- -- -- did you think you see the day when a thirty minute delay at the bridge actually sounded good. I mean that's like all this time -- All right here's AccuWeather on WB and by the way Eleanor let's say this every -- I you have no idea the respect that are produced a workable mornings and nights -- it would drive me at like crazy. Happened on either were four today. We had today so let's look at that the lake effect snow showers and squalls for ski country tonight three to six inches. It's genetic -- snow showers will try to shift back into buffalo overnight they're gonna try there. The overnight low 23 tomorrow yeah we're going to be up to 32 degrees with sun and some clouds and a no shower and it will be breezy Joseph no change in the temperature of the what you be waving frantically at -- where you'd be whipping out the new temperatures twenty degrees with a real feel is thirteen. Okay here's the question. Was there a now again I'm taking my chances on this and it works it works and it doesn't I will play in Chelsea. Was there. Chelsea it all rolls downhill don't you get a if it works great I take credit if it's socks you get the blame so it works Oprah and on the importer tells at all rolls downhill. Sunday when you're in charge of -- you'll remember those words and I will be living in cardboard box. Was there a big hit yesterday. That your family Christmas -- Was there gift a present a ploy a what to call an electronic gadget that. The city. I mentioned earlier. Nephew who is they dejudder of the -- soon. I'm just say. I mean Steve Tucci. I love. Anyway he has a Smartphone like many -- you. Bit we're not a normal family so we spent a good twenty minutes asking the Smartphone lady all kinds of questions. And they worked pretty questions. So we kind of amused ourselves with that. I I can't I will not repeat the question. But one of her answers may be LOL OM FG she said yes but not lately. The question went along the lines of have you ever and then you can fill in the line well not lately. Funny. Funny Tom what's to come from a long line of the age hurts well. This is what a lot of church lady -- up and you -- I'm getting cards from AAR PE Obama rebel figure. -- it was her gift it was a big hit for western. It one year with the talking fish -- the singing fish. Much to Tony Soprano is chagrin. And I'm not gonna say give me that politically astute management take me to the river. The talking fish with their gadget a gimmick a gift that -- everybody in a frenzy of excitement. Yesterday on Christmas that is one of topics that I wanna get into. It's wrong to really give. Because some review I am quite sure -- gifts and you made a big scene about that you said. All I am gee this is exactly. What I want it. Our humble figure it always. Knows. Is it okay to -- -- I don't know there's something that's kind of tacky about it but I would do it. If somebody would enjoy animal figurines more than I've ever would my mom's got a mini collection. Folks when my mom leaves this world. Those fumbles are going to service target practice. I know there were what I mean couple hundred bucks but they're gone the opposite of my brother watched this issue the finger up this'll. -- -- -- They're wrong -- It is wrong. One more what one more topic -- bucket list we got we discussion a bucket list yesterday. Things you wanted to New York mortal -- So -- an open it up here the final half hour of the show you know why are you guys have been so great to me this week and so regular -- You guys have responded. This week which is supposed. The worst week ever for talk show us all I can is having a blast and I hope you guys had been as well. That's when you know you've got in audience when people call the day after Christmas and it's been great 8030930. Start at thirty. I've got to parent that is that the trans Siberian orchestra. Regularly now but we close what time tomorrow noon. Five are up Europe's latest CTS -- trans Siberian or get. And Iberia are death drop. And back caller 1264498756449875. Caller twelve the show is December 30 3 PM value 75 dollars caller twelfth 6449875. Is going to seek transsexual Siberian or a dirt track. At all Joseph what's wrong with trans Siberian orchestra. Mean there big client and I apologize and I just my mind is going in a different direction. On WB -- Yeah but you don't know that us. Melanie if you know the band obviously you know what but that's squishy ladies and gentlemen. I mean you know the same guys who did the bohemian rhapsody. You Barbara Bodine -- -- and your right. Didn't do due to the -- leader dividend. At one you know my barges killed a man that's quite a leader Brian may and -- locals who was one hell guitar players but. Think this from done but at the opera which is still literally all time kick -- albums ever. And you know like I do lament the passing of -- Freddie Mercury. It is a -- might be the only person -- -- slept with for this. Let's go -- I'm still weak. There is do we on WB and from my grand violent every time I see your name you know I gotta say plots. Years. Popular aren't there to your friends do we. Night. Bigger -- you know -- like likely to do it on radio gaga yeah but pulled off yet up. That's relevant time out still story what what kind of -- low life degenerates. -- can you possibly be. In the immense body. A classic rock and roll music put forth by the wonderful showman Freddie Mercury and his band queen to only say that's the only song you -- have you ever given -- a chance. Well not really could develop the greatest rock world much everybody -- well -- -- Until we can make a deal well. The list is a big deal -- bet that if if if a fighter Tom Sawyer one more time. Picnic and I just shoot -- -- and it. -- I'm -- I wouldn't shoot anybody was in about the issue once and my answer. I don't do a lot of but it all my previous that would back in the New York area. Yet you sound normal but let's look and. That the Obama won him Obama that Altria and it in the bank with -- CA. I don't like OK good note the. Political YMCA you can get yourself Clinton and have a good meal you can do whatever you feel. Should be -- I think the big audio of the oh why would all hope everybody -- OJ. You could put what all open -- and too -- to the climate bill I mean. Well. You know what may be the reason he has that kind of -- in the bank is because he's living at the lie. IA MCA. It's fun to limit one. MCA. You know I've got a cowboy hat and -- Bieber wants to know what I'm gonna by the construction worker at the -- the -- -- the cop bad. Exactly could be could be all of our guys -- Then a -- there was little bit irregular rhythm right before a Lola about it where a group. I attribute this they've been doing weird. Wait a minute let him Stew Stewart has got to be something in your family that because I think -- -- It does sound crazy hot. But why do you think that they have been so -- -- I was gonna say niggardly but people think that's racial and it's not just a word meaning chief. Par Simonyi is is a synonym but I don't wanna to what is -- and my friends. There -- good good lesson and that kind of poor rural Welker and we all it'd be important and really struck a -- -- -- They don't have a wannabe or cancel their like you know we elect our golf -- for eleven years addiction and wanna buy it on the project oh my gosh it was so horrible and and there have been -- -- my -- ever wanna go through that again -- at all. Well this. There's more leeway electric ship believed what I think all the old you are welcome my brother Pablo if you want to -- It to a port -- and power -- -- pocket or objected that it ought. That particular topic -- Well OK you know what see see what it does your brother at the long island -- -- guy. Got out my other brother market worth about 800000 dollars and a little bit a puppy apartment through boarded a very good article Columbia. A burned out before. Well I got a check from Columbia. I got number one they're all hot number two all the Coke you want so that's good right. That's but he might open up -- epic and the America that surgical removal of umpire is there about political life I'm -- Well. People Kauai electric people realize that it for a still. It could -- it sort of mummy I had failed global. Dewey. OK I gotta tell you right now you you have been already. Mean you could even beat log cabin -- as call of the day just around us. OK now. Well first of all you come okay your family and I know we talked before you grew up -- Your Brothers. Here's the problem though your Brothers are so scared. Of being pork and without resources. I wonder if they're actually enjoying. Life because you're still living as poor people even though they have the resource is not to do so. Right I agree with your and I problem like you are -- -- -- Revere and above all have a gold casket. I didn't vote on it but not my opponent I'm -- -- opt out right now reverend Leo particular opponent -- warily -- a lot of crap -- would you go out all of it now very well. At all. But a lot of people a lot of people think I'm gonna -- forever like COLT spent one year apple on who don't you know don't but look. Op but there's got to be something psychological. About that and see you get -- you get it in and I didn't come because. You know we believe believe it or not serve the Bartley family lived in the -- and projects just before it was. I don't pack it in there and all the street. Oh. You know what it meant a -- and a great. Well I. I was I think in utero when they lived there so all the stories about the rats poking up through the toilet. I did not personally experienced that unfortunately it is you know beat durables but. You know what article both projects we might buy an apartment belt bordering on multiple Korean -- but my iPad decided to -- after -- -- -- these little book on the script what stacks. Actually we're not out there actually were decent -- respect -- and by the -- -- -- -- -- or are. You know what happened right. But there -- supposed to be temporary they're supposed to be for war workers and they still standing. Right because Bachmann project. People look out there -- the work would leave your. I was gonna say that would explain a lot about my how about my issues out. I'm. Mr. hourly we're gonna do the vasectomy but all we see is a war but anyway. A general view that. -- but. OK Stanley. You're Smart guy. Is your analysis the same as mine that they're so scared to be in or they don't wanna spend any money not realizing that one month than in nursing -- clean them out. Yes that's exactly right I I don't know topic -- and like. -- ridiculous collect whatever you want trying to build them like draw level on travel more video at all on my ball from a public. Out about -- box and blah worked on the reveled in drive like an old school. Future. Do you want a fact I can't do what I just can't and the money -- -- on the. That's obsessive. Now know. Being thrifty impartial Maloney is is one thing. Being obsessively afraid to spend money I mean to me he may look to each his own but to me that's kind of an issue because -- as you pointed out. You only live once in my whole life. I wanted a new Porsche when my dad died -- and I bought one you know why because I realized at that moment nothing is forever. That's true that's true and like attribute that we're -- lot of ways but I understand why they do it but. I think that they want I want brother does it for attention could you walk all over everybody's head that the most money or apple scared. What I'd I would I would have been but I've got to pay what -- -- the last great god is -- all the more in Holland Garnett and just watch our great. You don't want to be it's like. You know -- somebody -- -- -- aren't going to be working up to be just under our hero but it'll eat what you domino logic in your attitude toward god and be like back. -- -- -- Stewart I sold love it when you call because you -- another caller you you -- another caller who is totally into my mind because I was just going to say. That. Of every possession you have ever owned that was supposed to make you happy. Which one do you still think about you know what I think about more than anything I've ever owned my family. My family and I -- in the time that we had last night you could not purchase that for any amount of money. Yeah yeah I'm fortunate. -- and well I took a bit more about people that just picked up regardless -- ever. And they worship money. And I like oh what you really need to go to church spot but I realize that Indianapolis power and money market package you. You know what do you more and ordered out alive -- what -- it before OPEC but. Obama that like -- -- I can't it's almost back four cents but -- -- almost -- -- mind. Do you have an album policy the bank. I mean come on do -- Wallace. Stood I love you brother I love. -- -- Thought I epic fire everybody in the -- maybe it'll end -- Opt out of the Christmas -- -- To my friend drive safely and that you know I love to talk to the normal person in the family because I'm the you know what world eccentric so. Thank you so much doing. You know. Story it's always call before called maybe four times a year and always remember him because the Long Island railroad thing always sticks out in my mind is -- is making six figures that work in the -- are. And a -- the year but that sounds like the guy in the tree in -- how that's our sour but -- But is one of those hours now -- but. Still is such. Folks if you don't most do we really did grow up and some pretty. His -- it. Biggest capital group like people. Now somewhere between living like a poor person even though you've got 800 -- in the bank stocks. And a living beyond your means there's a happy medium. Which you can enjoy. Some of what you wanna do in life. But I have enough for a rainy day. But when you know you're going to be checking out. Make sure you talked to a lawyer to get rid of that money they give it to your kids before you go see it now because otherwise the nursing home will eat it now. It will eat you alive. And I'll never forget in the words of my sister. Riding in the elevator at a certain nursing home on Christmas when we're going to be seeing ground. She looked around she sniffed and she said. All the money we're spending in this place smells like. Man I'm still this island from ear to -- about the wonderful Christmas even Christmas Day ahead with my family and you know sometimes when you kind of feel like pool. And then you get together people you love you that you just. You know all all that goes away an -- you know just overcome with this feeling of belonging to this group of fellow dysfunctional misfits who should be institutionalized let's go to or awkward on WE and Salvatore. Thanks that my caller good evening Hewitt while they are quite quick guys story a lot like about -- doing short restored. Here's a guy I mean I am not argument that a lot like -- by the the code name youth and await our Long Island at. Bob Moore -- -- job on Beckett margin I got to talk more power about politics and why we're talking publicly about it the act and well -- -- And down. Like a call at night is. It made me think about what you're talking about it. You don't what you guys were talking about it -- situation -- UPS. I am -- these people -- We get their packages in cyber -- interoperable at UPS or some wet yeah morning ResMed eager. I'd like Al work all part of a fact. Yeah there are are are you all breaking replied not in our network and stick it to week eight I certainly hurt your oil he'd fall. Don't care about don't mean equipment to wire who -- who left -- People try to make -- is great if -- studying and I'm sure I'll I mean -- and still is probably I don't feel that way about. What -- this whole side is gone in terms of yeah -- we go about things like Chris. What got people I mean it looked maybe some people ordered well in advance and didn't get their stuff but guess a lot of people were complaining of the people waited until the very last minute knowing that in December storms can happen at any time and I got it and I'm just saying that because you brought this up -- -- helping upset especially around Christmas time. I will let FedEx trucks DHL were UPS guys in the traffic anytime I can't because -- know that they're over worked they've got to woody deliveries too little time and I thank you for the call I wish I had more to talk Q&A. And I wished we'd also would call more often folks thank you for breach of the day after Christmas and I feel like a million bucks to. Thanks to you guys thanks to Joseph -- Thanks to Chelsea all I leave you with two words. It no yourself.

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